i’m still not over this
I won’t ever get over this.
do your thang jack
i’ve seen alex’s ass more times than i’ve seen my own brother’s
why are you looking at your brothers arse?
- Period cramps
- Sore tits
- Mood swings
- Picking out outfits for the day
- Styling hair after showering
- Having a hard time running cause of your tits
- Making sure you don’t get pregnant
- Carrying the baby
- Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
- Make sure you don’t get raped
- Having pedophiles hit on you
- Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.
I will forever reblog, honestly.
if I had a dollar for every time a band ruined my life, i might actually be able to afford band merch
Well, I feel like I made a good start to my Tumblr account, so here’s Sid and Nancy, for no reason except kiss my toes.
fall out boy is like an onion because at first it’s pretty sad but then you listen closer and reveal another layer of tears and agony and you’re left really upset because of a vegetable band
I Write Coupons Not Tragedies
I Constantly Thank God For Wal-Mart
Build Target, Then We’ll Shop
The Walgreens Gentleman
The Ballad of Shop Rite
Buying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Do You Know What I’m Buying?
OH WELL IMAGINE
AS I’M PACING THE ISLES IN MY LOCAL WALLMART
AND I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR
OH I CAN’T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS
“CLEAN UP ON ISLE THIRTEEN”
SAYS THE GUY ON THE INTERCOM
YES BUT WHAT A SHAME
WHAT A SHAME THE JANITOR IS TOO POOR
I SHINE IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
MOPPING THE GODDAMN FLOOR
i am 500% done
this is why i love you guys
this just…omg…..I can’t even…..WHAT?
omg this is just perfect like I swear
panic! at the drowning in tears of lost band members
fall out permanently on hiatus
my chemical drum problems
the academy is… not a band anymore